ocpdzim:

texas is absolutely a liminal space. the whole state. i have said this before but it’s too real i can’t ever sleep properly here because time just Doesn’t in texas

the-ace-of-hearts:

I AM WEEPING

literalforklift:

🎉🎉 HAPPY 1985 EVERYBODY!! 🎉🎉

quietpinetrees:

“It was time. The horizon of 2019, a firework cacophony, was approaching faster than any of us could flee. There was no way to be sure which of the countless branching futures it would pull us into. We kept bits of 2018 in our pockets, mementos, as the new year crashed around us.”

-QuietPineTrees

quietpinetrees:

“ALERT: All Coniferous University time travel majors and staff, report to The Forbidden Library immediately. Prof. Darling’s preliminary findings show 2019 is moving at just .89 seconds per second. Without emergency action, this new year will stretch on for 410 days. #HappyNewYear⁠ “

-QuietPineTrees

Welcome to 2019! Get the new year started right by preordering a book full of all the wild words I couldn’t contain within my brain!

Quiet Pine Trees

Time-travelling, mind-bending micro-fictions from the creator of @QuietPineTrees

Unbound

bevsi:

a beauty guru that is haunted by a demonic entity

chronologicwastrel asked:
⊕

heir-apparently:

Corrupt!Verse Aesthetic

the-place-where:

likesdinos:

jackmymeat420:

corginator:

jackmymeat420:

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

coolcatgroup:

the-adventures-of-dave:

A random lady in the pet store parking lot gave this to me because her cats didn’t like it. Thanks random lady! Dave loves it!

Random acts of kindness are just lovely

hamtigers:

niuniente:

rosethearcanist:

thespooniewrites:

I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now

“Dramatic fallen angel that loves to cuddle. Their favorite thing about you is your laugh.”

This made my day tbh because people say I have this loud but contagious laugh that everyone loves 😭💕

“Suave demigod who loves to read. They love the way your mind works.”

I checked through other options, too, and this generator is so cute!

- Thoughtful vampire who loves to spoil you. They love the way your mind works.

- Dramatic faerie who can heal with a single touch. They love the way your eyes sparkle when you’re happy.

- Emotional forest creature who bakes cookies. They fall in love with your eyes several times a day.

- Patient werewolf that likes to paint. They adore your strength and passion.

- Romantic gremlin who has a beautiful singing voice. They love snuggling up with you.

- Brooding shape-shifter that enjoys reading. They could listen to you talk about your interests all day.

- Old-fashioned hell hound who collects seashells. They love coming home to you.

- Patient cryptid who hugs you tight and kisses you softly. They love your smile.

- Thoughtful reaper who smells like flowers. They feel safe with you.

- Devout and doting higher demon that’s a skilled fighter. They love exploring the world with you.

“Gentle werewolf who makes friends with every cat they see. They love the way your mind works.”

I mean that practically describes my boyfriend already but ok

morthils:

frogandtoadaregays:

frogandtoadaregays:

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

how DARE u make this post uplifting and cute

If my parents can use slang from the 80s without even feeling self-conscious then I can use a meme that’s a little stale

foundcarcosa:

megarusathings:

exellero

(specifically, this)

pantstomatch:

rcmclachlan:

thenatsdorf:

Owl needs a hug. (via babapaku8889)

What a weird-looking cat.

I thought this was a tiny luck dragon